Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes work by using funny word substitions. For example, in this joke, 'Butter' is used to mean 'better'
Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's freezing out here!
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Here are example substitions:
Dishes:
Pudding:
Anita:
Kent:
Lettuce:
Annie:
Canoe:
Pecan:
Lena:
Abby:
Fur:
Bean:
This is
Put on
I need a
Can't
Let us
Any way
Can you
Pick on
Lean on
Happy
For
Been
Ketchup:
Olive:
Police:
Comb:
Aaron:
Avenue:
Alice:
Venice:
Luke:
Water:
Justin:
Watson:
Catch up
I live
Please
Come
Aren't
Haven't you
All is
When is
Look
What are
Just in
What's on
