Would You Rather Jokes

Would you prefer having ten siblings or being the only child?
Would you rather accept help or just take care of things on your own?
Would you rather accidentally text your boss a dirty message or leave a sexy voicemail to your mom?
Would you rather ace a job interview at your dream job or go on a date with the hottest person you know?
Would you rather all conspiracy theories be true or live in a world where no leaders really know what they are doing?
Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
Would you rather always be able to see 5 minutes into the future or always be able to see 100 years into the future?
Would you rather always feel hot or always feel cold?
Would you rather always feel like someone is following you, but no one is, or always feel like someone is watching you, even though no one is?
Would you rather always have a full phone battery or a full gas tank?
Would you rather always have a great body for your entire life but have slightly below average intelligence or have a mediocre body for your entire life but be slightly above average in intelligence?
Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?
Would you rather always have an annoying song stuck in your head or always have an itch that you can't reach?
Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?
Would you rather always have wet socks or a small rock in your shoe?
Would you rather always know exactly what time it is or always know which direction you are facing?
Would you rather always know the truth, or always feel happy?
Would you rather always live 10 miles from where you were born or never be able to settle down in one place for more than a year?
Would you rather always sound like a chipmunk or always sound like Donald Duck?
Would you rather ask for help with a difficult task or figure out how to do it yourself?
Would you rather ask your ex or a total stranger for a favor?
Would you rather attend meetings all day or work at a desk all day?
Would you rather bathe in the dishwater or wash dishes in your bathwater?
Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall?
Would you rather be a bowling champion or a curling champion?
Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull?
Would you rather be a famous celebrity or be the most established in your career?
Would you rather be a famous director or a famous actor?
Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried?
Would you rather be a genius everyone thinks is an idiot or an idiot everyone thinks is a genius?
Would you rather be a great success in your personal life or your professional life?
Would you rather be a human brain in a robot body or have your brain enhanced with a computer in your human body?
Would you rather be a human swiss army knife like Inspector Gadget or be the richest person in the World?
Would you rather be a practicing doctor or a medical researcher?
Would you rather be a successful artist or a successful business owner?
Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
Would you rather be a supervillain or a superhero?
Would you rather be able to be free from junk mail or free from email spam for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or walk on water?
Would you rather be able to control animals (but not humans) with your mind or control electronics with your mind?
Would you rather be able to control fire or water?
Would you rather be able to control the elements, or be able to heal any wound?
Would you rather be able to dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving or be able to ask any three questions and have them answered accurately?
Would you rather be able to erase your own memories or be able to erase someone else's memories?
Would you rather be able to fly or have invisibility?
Would you rather be able to go to any theme park in the world for free for the rest of your life or eat for free at any drive-through restaurant for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be able to know the future or change the past?
Would you rather be able to read minds or predict the future?
Would you rather be able to read people's thoughts, or have the power to control their thoughts?
Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?
Would you rather be able to slow down time by 10% or jump three times as high as you can now?
Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to teleport anywhere you want?
Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals?
Would you rather be able to speed read or speak at an incredible speed?
Would you rather be able to swim like a fish or run like a cheetah?
Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?
Would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?
Would you rather be always a bit late or very early all the time?
Would you rather be always cold or always hot?
Would you rather be always itchy or always sweaty?
Would you rather be always stuck in traffic but find a perfect parking spot or never hit traffic but always take forever to park?
Would you rather be an amazing artist but not be able to see any of the art you created or be an amazing musician but not be able to hear any of the music you create?
Would you rather be an amazing painter or a brilliant mathematician?
Would you rather be an average person in the present or a king of a large country 2500 years ago?
Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?
Would you rather be an unknown superhero or an infamous villain?
Would you rather be asked the same question over and over again or never be spoken to ever again?
Would you rather be balding but fit or overweight with a full head of hair?
Would you rather be Batman or Iron Man?
Would you rather be beautiful and stupid or unattractive but a genius?
Would you rather be born again in a totally different life or born again with all the knowledge you have now?
Would you rather be born again in the same country or a different one of your choosing?
Would you rather be caught liking your ex's Instagram pics or your partner's ex's Instagram pics?
Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?
Would you rather be clever or funny?
Would you rather be color blind or lose your sense of taste?
Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?
Would you rather be completely alone in the world or constantly surrounded by people who hate you?
Would you rather be completely insane and know that you are insane or completely insane and believe you are sane?
Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?
Would you rather be constantly tired no matter how much you sleep or constantly hungry no matter how much you eat?
Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?
Would you rather be criticized or be ignored?
Would you rather be dressed in your pajamas or in a suit at work?
Would you rather be famous but ridiculed or be just a normal person?
Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?
Would you rather be fantastic at riding horses or amazing at driving dirt bikes?
Would you rather be feared by all or loved by all?
Would you rather be fluent in all languages and never be able to travel or be able to travel anywhere for a year but never be able to learn a word of a different language?
Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?
Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?
Would you rather be forced to go 10 mph under the speed limit or 10 mph over the speed limit? You can still get speeding tickets.
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year or take three years off the end of your life?
Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?
Would you rather be get trapped inside a video game or have that video game come to life in the real world?
Would you rather be given a new BMW now or be given a truly epic $2 million dollar mausoleum after you die?
Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or be held in high regard by your friends?
Would you rather be in a ballet class or a salsa class?
Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?
Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?
Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
Would you rather be locked for a week in a room that's overly bright or a room that's totally dark?
Would you rather be lost in the woods of a mountain for a year or stranded on a tropical island for a year?
Would you rather be married to a 10 with a bad personality or a 6 with an amazing personality?
Would you rather be married to someone stunning who doesn't think you're attractive or be married to someone ugly who thinks you're gorgeous?
Would you rather be part of a small team or a large team?
Would you rather be poor but help people or become incredibly rich by hurting people?
Would you rather be President of a country or CEO of a giant corporation?
Would you rather be punished for a crime you didn't commit or have someone else take credit for one of your major accomplishments?
Would you rather be really smart or really strong?
Would you rather be recognized throughout your life as the most liked or as the most accomplished person?
Would you rather be reincarnated as a fly or just stop existing when you die?
Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?
Would you rather be rich working a job you hate or poor working a job you love?
Would you rather be so afraid of heights that you can’t go to the second floor of a building or be so afraid of the sun that you can only leave the house on rainy days?
Would you rather be stranded in the jungle or in the desert?
Would you rather be stuck with your spouse in a tree house or in a tent on a rainy day?
Would you rather be super hairy or completely bald?
Would you rather be super strong or have x ray vision?
Would you rather be tall and average looking or three feet tall but beautiful?
Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?
Would you rather be the best at anything you do, or have a perfect life with no challenges?
Would you rather be the best in the world at climbing trees or the best in the world at jumping rope?
Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher's pet?
Would you rather be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?
Would you rather be the funniest person in a room or the smartest person in a room?
Would you rather be the head of a company or the head of a cult?
Would you rather be the heartbreaker or have someone break your heart?
Would you rather be the most demanding person or the most boring person?
Would you rather be the most popular person in your school / workplace or the smartest / most talented?
Would you rather be the smartest person or the funniest person?
Would you rather be the star player on a losing team or warm the bench on a championship roster?
Would you rather be the world's best actress or singer?
Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?
Would you rather be trapped in an adventure movie with your enemies or in a horror movie with your friends?
Would you rather be unable to close any door once it's open or be unable to open any door once it's closed?
Would you rather be unable to have kids or only be able to conceive quintuplets?
Would you rather be unable to lie or believe everything you hear?
Would you rather be unable to use search engines or unable to use social media?
Would you rather be vegetarian or carnivorous?
Would you rather be without elbows or knees?
Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else?
Would you rather become 5 years older or 2 years younger?
Would you rather become an unknown superhero or a famous average person in history books?
Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
Would you rather celebrate the Fourth of July with Taylor Swift or Christmas with Mariah Carey?
Would you rather change the outcome of the last election or get to decide the outcome of the next election?
Would you rather chew a raw onion for 10 minutes or two raw heads of garlic for 30 minutes?
Would you rather chew loudly or spit when you speak?
Would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or catch your partner cheating on you?
Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?
Would you rather dance salsa or ballet?
Would you rather Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo play you in a movie?
Would you rather date someone who loves pets or someone who doesn't?
Would you rather date someone with bad breath or bad manners?
Would you rather deal with people or numbers?
Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?
Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?
Would you rather dine alone or watch a good movie by yourself?
Would you rather do something you love and make just enough money to get by or do something you hate but make billions of dollars?
Would you rather drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers, or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb?
Would you rather earbuds and headphones never sit right on / in your ears or have all music either slightly too quiet or slightly too loud?
Would you rather earn $50 million through hard work and dedication or simply inherit $10 million?
Would you rather eat a box of dry spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice?
Would you rather eat a sandwich made from 4 ingredients in your fridge chosen at random or eat a sandwich made by a group of your friends from 4 ingredients in your fridge?
Would you rather eat a spoonful of wasabi or a spoonful of extremely spicy hot sauce?
Would you rather eat an undercooked meal or a burnt meal?
Would you rather eat at the same restaurant you usually do or a new restaurant that just opened?
Would you rather eat chocolate on pizza or never eat chocolate ever again?
Would you rather eat only cheese for 1 year or not be able to eat cheese for 1 year?
Would you rather eat only pizza for a year or not eat any pizza for five years?
Would you rather eat something savory or sweet?
Would you rather end every phone call with "I love you" or accidentally call your partner the wrong name during a fight?
Would you rather end world hunger or stop crime all over the United States?
Would you rather every third thought you have be out loud or never be alone no matter what you are doing?
Would you rather everyone in the world be kinder and more compassionate or more intelligent?
Would you rather everyone you love forget your birthday or everyone you love sing "Happy Birthday" to you for 24 hours straight?
Would you rather everything you dream each night come true when you wake up or everything a randomly chosen person dreams each night come true when they wake up?
Would you rather experience a short, intense pain or a long, drawn-out pain?
Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending?
Would you rather fall down in public or pass gas in public?
Would you rather fight for a cause you believe in, but doubt will succeed or fight for a cause that you only partially believe in but have a high chance of your cause succeeding?
Would you rather fight twenty duck-sized bears or two bear-sized ducks?
Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?
Would you rather find five dollars on the ground or find all your missing socks?
Would you rather find true love for 1 year or be in a stale relationship for 100 years?
Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
Would you rather find your soulmate or your calling?
Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?
Would you rather follow a set routine or work on different tasks every day?
Would you rather forget your partner's birthday or your anniversary every year?
Would you rather get $2,000 a month until you die or $500,000 right now?
Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your crush?
Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?
Would you rather get a post card every day from a stranger in a different country or a 10 minute call with anyone in the world you choose once a year?
Would you rather get a suitcase that has $10,000 or a suitcase that has a 50/50 chance to be $1,000 or $50,000?
Would you rather get away with a terrible crime but live in fear of someone discovering it or go to prison for three years for a crime you didn't commit?
Would you rather get drunk off of one sip of alcohol or never get drunk no matter how much booze you imbibe?
Would you rather get married for love or for immense wealth?
Would you rather get married to a zombie or give birth to a zombie?
Would you rather get one free round trip international plane ticket every year or be able to fly domestic anytime for free?
Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
Would you rather get your paycheck given to you in pennies or never be able to use cash again?
Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?
Would you rather give up all drinks except for water or give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven?
Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?
Would you rather give up brushing your hair or give us brushing your teeth?
Would you rather give up coffee or soda forever?
Would you rather give up cursing forever or give up ice cream for 12 years?
Would you rather give up shampoo or toothpaste?
Would you rather give up social media or eat the same meal for the rest of your life?
Would you rather give up the Internet or showering for a month?
Would you rather give up using a phone or tablet forever or give up having any salt in food?
Would you rather give up watching TV/movies for a year or give up playing games for a year?
Would you rather give up wine for a year or drink nothing but wine for a year?
Would you rather give your parents or your boss access to your browser history?
Would you rather go back to kindergarten with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?
Would you rather go backstage with your favorite band or be an extra on your favorite TV show?
Would you rather go for a company with thousands of staff or go for a company with just a few hundred staff?
Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?
Would you rather go on a cruise with your boss or never go on vacation ever again?
Would you rather go to a bar, a club, a house party for a good time, or just stay home for quiet TV dinners?
Would you rather go to the amusement park or spend a day with your favorite cartoon character?
Would you rather go to the mountains or to the sea?
Would you rather go vegan for a month or only eat meat and dairy for a month?
Would you rather have $1 million now or $5,000 a week for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?
Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest?
Would you rather have a boomerang that would find and kill any one person of your choosing, anywhere in the world, but can only be used once or a boomerang that always returns to you with one dollar?
Would you rather have a boss or be your own boss?
Would you rather have a bottomless box of Legos or a bottomless gas tank?
Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all?
Would you rather have a completely automated home or a self-driving car?
Would you rather have a criminal justice system that actually works and is fair or an administrative branch that is free of corruption?
Would you rather have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent?
Would you rather have a difficult life but be happy or an easy life and be unhappy?
Would you rather have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?
Would you rather have a fun date or receive an expensive gift?
Would you rather have a giant head or a tiny body?
Would you rather have a golden voice or a silver tongue?
Would you rather have a higher set salary or be able to earn commissions?
Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?
Would you rather have a horrible short-term memory or a horrible long-term memory?
Would you rather have a horses tail or a unicorn horn?
Would you rather have a huge event wedding or a small one and use the money you saved to go on an amazing honeymoon?
Would you rather have a job that helps a lot of people but doesn't make much money or a job that is morally questionable but makes a lot of money?
Would you rather have a job where you talk to people all day or a job where you stay at your desk by yourself all day?
Would you rather have a leaky faucet that can’t be fixed / replaced or a running toilet that can’t be fixed / replaced?
Would you rather have a lot of responsibility or very little responsibility?
Would you rather have a lover who’s obsessed with pets or one who doesn’t like pets?
Would you rather have a mansion with a private beach or a million dollars?
Would you rather have a million dollars or be able to fly?
Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?
Would you rather have a new expensive pair of shoes or an expensive pair of sunglasses?
Would you rather have a non-venomous spider infestation or a mouse infestation in your house?
Would you rather have a normal date night every week or a special date night every month?
Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all?
Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
Would you rather have a pet cat or a pet dog?
Would you rather have a pet skunk or a pet raccoon?
Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you once a month or a pet porcupine that quilled you once a month?
Would you rather have a photographic memory or an IQ of 200?
Would you rather have a physical meeting with other coworkers or have an online meeting with other coworkers?
Would you rather have a slumber party with Anna Kendrick or go to a comedy show with Rebel Wilson?
Would you rather have a successful podcast or a successful YouTube channel?
Would you rather have a tail or horns?
Would you rather have a tattoo of the title of the last book you read or the last TV show you watched?
Would you rather have a tennis lesson from Serena Williams or a soccer lesson from Meghan Rapinoe?
Would you rather have a terrible boss but a great job or a great boss but a terrible job?
Would you rather have a third ear or a third eye?
Would you rather have aliens be real and covered up by the government or have no extraterrestrial life at all in the universe?
Would you rather have all corporations know all of your computer usage or the government know all of your computer usage?
Would you rather have all dogs try to attack you when they see you or all birds try to attack you when they see you?
Would you rather have all of your messages and photos leak publicly or never use a cellphone ever again?
Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?
Would you rather have all your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?
Would you rather have all your meals prepared for you but you don’t get to choose the dish or sleep eight hours every night but you don’t get to choose your bedtime?
Would you rather have amazingly fast typing/texting speed or be able to read ridiculously fast?
Would you rather have an extra toe or extra finger?
Would you rather have an odd-shaped nose or odd-shaped ears?
Would you rather have an unlimited supply of delicious food but be unable to eat it, or an unlimited supply of nasty food but able to consume as much as you like?
Would you rather have Angelina Jolie's lips or with Jennifer Aniston's hair?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
Would you rather have cake or cookies for dessert?
Would you rather have Celine Dion or Eminem perform the soundtrack to your life?
Would you rather have chapped lips that never heal or terrible dandruff that can’t be treated?
Would you rather have constantly dry eyes or a constant runny nose?
Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat (not sweet) maple syrup?
Would you rather have every cat or dog that gets lost end up at your house or everyone’s clothes that they forget in the dryer get teleported to your house?
Would you rather have everyone laugh at your jokes but not find anyone else’s jokes funny or have no one laugh at your jokes but you still find other people’s jokes funny?
Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?
Would you rather have everything you draw become real but be permanently terrible at drawing or be able to fly but only as fast as you can walk?
Would you rather have everything you eat be too salty or not salty enough no matter how much salt you add?
Would you rather have everything you want but no one to share it with, or have people you love but not everything you want?
Would you rather have fortune or fame?
Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or be able to drink unlimited free coffee at any coffee shop?
Would you rather have good grades or be good at sports?
Would you rather have hands that kept growing as you got older or feet that kept growing as you got older?
Would you rather have infrared vision that you can turn on/off at will or 20x normal telescopic vision?
Would you rather have millions of dollars and a life filled with drama or be poor and live a peaceful life?
Would you rather have more money or more time?
Would you rather have one real get out of jail free card or a key that opens any door?
Would you rather have one wish granted today or 10 wishes granted 20 years from now?
Would you rather have out of control body hair or a strong, pungent body odor?
Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?
Would you rather have plants grow at 20 times their normal rate when you are near or for people and animals to stop aging when you are near them?
Would you rather have real political power but be relatively poor or be ridiculously rich and have no political power?
Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or seven toes on each foot?
Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
Would you rather have small bad things happen to you for a month or one bad thing happen to you?
Would you rather have super-sensitive taste buds or super-sensitive hearing?
Would you rather have tea with Queen Elizabeth or a beer with Prince Harry?
Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?
Would you rather have the ability to change your hair color at will or the color of your clothes at will?
Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?
Would you rather have the ability to mute people at will or pause people for five seconds at a time, but only once an hour?
Would you rather have the best unlimited coffee or the best unlimited pantry snacks?
Would you rather have the only beverage you can drink be water or the only food you can eat be a salad?
Would you rather have the power to gently nudge anyone’s decisions or have complete puppet master control of five people?
Would you rather have to eat one jar of jam every day for 10 years, or never be able to eat bread for 20 years?
Would you rather have to hunt and gather all of your food or eat McDonald's for every meal?
Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?
Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?
Would you rather have to wear stilettos to sleep or have to wear slippers everywhere you go?
Would you rather have to wear sweatpants everywhere for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?
Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
Would you rather have unlimited battery life on all of your devices or have free WiFi wherever you go?
Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?
Would you rather have unlimited pizza or unlimited burgers?
Would you rather have unlimited power or be forever respected?
Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life? (both are amazingly delicious and can be any type of sushi/taco you want)
Would you rather have unlimited travel without money or have unlimited money but never get to travel?
Would you rather have whatever you are thinking to appear above your head for everyone to see or have absolutely everything you do live streamed for anyone to see?
Would you rather have X-ray vision of people you find unattractive or everyone else have X-ray vision of you?
Would you rather have X-ray vision or the ability to see through walls?
Would you rather have your boss or your parents look through your text messages?
Would you rather have your first child when you're 18 or when you're 50?
Would you rather have your friends never bail on plans they make or be able to make shoot paper into a trash bin no matter how difficult the shot?
Would you rather have your own robot or a private jet?
Would you rather have your own theme park or your own zoo?
Would you rather have your true love or a million dollars at your door today?
Would you rather have your whole house completely carpeted or completely tiled?
Would you rather hear a comforting lie or an uncomfortable truth?
Would you rather help one person a lot who really needs it or make one hundred people’s lives a little bit better?
Would you rather humans discover a signal from intelligent life from another planet or figure out how to extend human life for another 100 years?
Would you rather humans go to the moon again or go to mars?
Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?
Would you rather inherit 20 million dollars when you turn 18 or spend the time earning 50 million dollars through your hard work?
Would you rather instantly get to your goal weight and get buff / in shape or instantly grow 4 inches?
Would you rather it be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day, but you wake up feeling amazing, or you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested?
Would you rather it never stops snowing (the snow never piles up) or never stops raining (the rain never causes floods)?
Would you rather it rain marshmallows or skittles?
Would you rather jump into a gigantic snow cone with just your bathing suit in winter or roll down a relatively large hill wearing a helmet, 5 jackets, and 10 pairs of pants in summer?
Would you rather kiss everyone you meet or never kiss your loved one again?
Would you rather know all the answers to life's questions, or never stop wondering about them?
Would you rather know all the mysteries of the universe or know every outcome of every choice you make?
Would you rather know everyone's deepest darkest secret, or be able to cure any disease?
Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?
Would you rather know the future, or have the ability to manipulate time?
Would you rather know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?
Would you rather know the secrets of everyone on Earth or know everything we don’t know about the universe except for the Earth?
Would you rather know the world’s secrets or live ignorantly forever?
Would you rather know what people are saying about you or be able to take back anything you said?
Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?
Would you rather listen to your least-favorite song on a loop for a year or never listen to any music at all for a year?
Would you rather live a peaceful life in a small cabin in the woods or a drama-filled life in a mansion in a big city?
Would you rather live alone on an island for a year or go six months without making love?
Would you rather live as a hermit for ten years or live the rest of your life in a country chosen completely at random?
Would you rather live five minutes from a mediocre job or travel two hours to your dream job?
Would you rather live forever or die and come back as a ghost?
Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?
Would you rather live in a home with no electricity or in a home with no running water?
Would you rather live in a house that is incredibly unique and beautiful but plain on the inside or one that is incredibly unique and beautiful on the inside but plain on the outside?
Would you rather live in a nice house in a boring town or a rough house in an exciting town?
Would you rather live in a real haunted house or in the middle of a dessert?
Would you rather live in a real haunted house or live alone on an island?
Would you rather live in a world of smooth curves with no sharp angles or a word of only sharp angles and no curves? Assuming humans keep the shape they are now.
Would you rather live in a world run by children aged 5 to 12 or a world run by one supremely powerful person randomly selected by lottery every 15 years?
Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or a world with only raw food?
Would you rather live in a world without music or a world without books?
Would you rather live in the wilderness far from civilization with no human contact or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?
Would you rather live on the beach or in a cabin in the woods?
Would you rather live to 200 and have a normal life, or live to 50 and have an extraordinary life?
Would you rather live under a sky with no stars at night or live under a sky with no clouds during the day?
Would you rather live until you are 200 and look your age or look like you're 22 your whole life, but die at age 65?
Would you rather live without hot water for showers/baths or live without a washing machine?
Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating?
Would you rather live your entire life as a kid or as an adult?
Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or just in the normal real world?
Would you rather look strong and be weak or look weak and be strong?
Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned this year or lose all of the memories you've gained this year?
Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?
Would you rather lose all of your memories from birth to now or lose your ability to make new long-term memories?
Would you rather lose all of your teeth or all of your hair?
Would you rather lose all your money and valuables or all the pictures you have ever taken?
Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?
Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?
Would you rather lose the three possessions you hold most dear or lose everything else except for those three possessions?
Would you rather lose your keys or your phone?
Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?
Would you rather make a huge salary but have to give everything above minimum wage to charity, or have a mid-range salary and be able to spend it on whatever you want?
Would you rather marry the most attractive person you've ever met or the best cook you've ever met?
Would you rather master a musical instrument or have a photographic memory?
Would you rather master every musical instrument or every type of sport?
Would you rather meet someone on a blind date or on a dating app?
Would you rather miss out on a year of your life or live the same day every day for a year?
Would you rather move to a new city or town every week or never be able to leave the city or town you were born in?
Would you rather never age physically or never age mentally?
Would you rather never be able to drink sodas like coke again or only be able to drink sodas and nothing else?
Would you rather never be able to drink water again or only be able to drink water?
Would you rather never be able to eat meat or never be able to eat vegetables?
Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
Would you rather never be able to keep anyone else's secrets or have someone tell all of your secrets?
Would you rather never be able to leave your own country or never be able to fly in an airplane?
Would you rather never be able to say "I love you" to anyone, or have to say it to everyone?
Would you rather never be able to use a touchscreen or never be able to use a keyboard and mouse?
Would you rather never be able to wear clothes again or never be able to use electronics again?
Would you rather never be able to wear pants or never be able to wear shorts?
Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never get another cold?
Would you rather never eat Christmas cookies ever again or never eat Halloween candy ever again?
Would you rather never eat cookies ever again or only ever drink water?
Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
Would you rather never eat your favorite food for the rest of your life or only eat your favorite food?
Would you rather never get a cold ever again or never be stuck in traffic ever again?
Would you rather never get a paper cut again or never get something stuck in your teeth again?
Would you rather never get angry or never be envious?
Would you rather never get another present in your life but always pick the perfect present for everyone else or keep getting presents but giving terrible ones to everyone else?
Would you rather never have to sleep again or never have to eat again?
Would you rather never have to work again or never have to sleep again (you won’t feel tired or suffer negative health effects)?
Would you rather never lose your phone again or never lose your keys again?
Would you rather never run out of battery power for whatever phone and tablet you own or always have free Wi-Fi wherever you go?
Would you rather never sweat again but not be more prone to heat stroke or never feel cold again but cold still physically affects you (i.e., you can freeze to death)?
Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie ever again?
Would you rather never wear makeup ever again or wear a full face of the wrong shades every day?
Would you rather nobody remember who you are at your 20-year class reunion or have everybody comment on how old you look?
Would you rather not be able to see any colors or have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears)?
Would you rather only be able to have one child, or have to have seven?
Would you rather only be able to listen to Christmas songs all year round or only be able to watch nothing but horror movies?
Would you rather only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life or only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life?
Would you rather only be able to wash your hair twice a year or only be able to check your phone once a day?
Would you rather only be able to wear clown shoes or not be able to wear any shoes?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather only be to use a fork (no spoon) or only be able to use a spoon (no fork)?
Would you rather only wear one color each day or have to wear seven colors each day?
Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?
Would you rather owe someone a lot of money or owe them a big favor?
Would you rather own your own company and retire at 30 or work for someone else and retire at 60?
Would you rather partner with Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos to launch your own business?
Would you rather people knew all the details of your finances or all the details of your love life?
Would you rather perform in a circus or act in plays?
Would you rather read the book or watch the movie?
Would you rather remain in your city or have the opportunity to work abroad?
Would you rather remember every single thing that happened in the last 10 years of your life or know what you are going to do for the next 10 months but not be able to change it?
Would you rather remember everyone’s name you’ve ever met or know how to mix every cocktail ever made?
Would you rather reroll your stats (intelligence, strength, constitution, etc) knowing that they could come out much worse or much better or just stay the same as you are now?
Would you rather ride a bicycle or drive to work?
Would you rather run as fast as The Flash or be as strong as Superman?
Would you rather run at 100 mph or fly at 20 mph?
Would you rather see Lady Gaga in a movie or see Bradley Cooper in concert?
Would you rather see what was behind every closed door or be able to guess the combination of every safe on the first try?
Would you rather sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?
Would you rather show up to a job interview with stained pants or pit stains?
Would you rather sing well or dance well?
Would you rather sleep in a doghouse or let stray dogs sleep in your bed?
Would you rather sleep on the floor with a pillow and blanket or sleep on a bed without a pillow or blanket?
Would you rather smell like garlic or wet dog?
Would you rather sneeze chocolate or have your tears taste like cheese?
Would you rather sneeze nonstop for 15 minutes once every day or sneeze once every three minutes of the day while you're awake?
Would you rather solve problems in the world or just live your life without worrying about the problems in the world?
Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?
Would you rather someone see all the photos in your phone or read all your text messages?
Would you rather speak like Yoda or sound like Darth Vader?
Would you rather speak to animals or know other people’s thoughts?
Would you rather spend a day cleaning your worst enemy's house or have your crush spend the day cleaning your house?
Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?
Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison?
Would you rather spend a year entirely alone or a year without a home?
Would you rather spend every weekend indoors or spend every weekend outdoors?
Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your home or an RV as your home?
Would you rather star in a movie or a TV series?
Would you rather start a colony on another planet or be the leader of a country on Earth?
Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?
Would you rather stay the age you are physically forever or stay the way you are now financially forever?
Would you rather stop everyone in the world except for yourself from getting any illness or stop yourself from ever getting any illness while the rest of the world stays as it is?
Would you rather succeed at your dream job interview or date the hottest person you know?
Would you rather super sensitive taste or super sensitive hearing?
Would you rather swallow five live worms or one live cockroach?
Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?
Would you rather take a pill that gives you 100 more healthy years or a pill that makes you 10x more intelligent than you currently are?
Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
Would you rather take an all expenses paid dream vacation every year for a month or have the job of your dreams?
Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?
Would you rather the general public think you are a horrible person, but your family is very proud of you, or your family thinks you are a horrible person, but the general public be very proud of you?
Would you rather there be a perpetual water balloon war going on in your city/town or a perpetual food fight?
Would you rather throw the best parties but have to clean up the mess by yourself or never go to a party again?
Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?
Would you rather trees scream occasionally for no reason or spiders be big enough and smart enough to open doors?
Would you rather type faster or dance better?
Would you rather use a push lawnmower with a bar that is far too high or far too low?
Would you rather visit the International Space Station for a week or spend a week in a hotel at the bottom of the ocean?
Would you rather wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?
Would you rather wake up in the middle of an unknown desert or wake up in a rowboat on an unknown body of water?
Would you rather walk barefoot in a public bathroom or through poison ivy?
Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?
Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?
Would you rather watch a movie with no snacks or drink or have whatever you want but the movie volume is always just a little to quiet or a little too loud?
Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day?
Would you rather wear a wedding dress/tuxedo every single day or wear a bathing suit every single day?
Would you rather wear clothes that were always way too big or a couple sizes too small?
Would you rather wear heels to the gym or sneakers to a wedding?
Would you rather wear nothing but neon orange or neon green for an entire year?
Would you rather wear pants 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small?
Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000?
Would you rather win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day or triple your current salary forever?
Would you rather work a morally questionable job that makes a lot of money or a job that helps a lot of people but doesn’t make much money?
Would you rather work all day in a noisy environment or in a very quiet space?
Would you rather work alongside Dwight Schrute or Homer Simpson?
Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?
Would you rather work hard for a boss that has high expectations but values you as a person and employee or work much less for a boss that couldn’t care less?
Would you rather work in an office or work from home?
Would you rather work that requires you to move around all day or a job that requires you only sit at your desk?
Would you rather work with things or with people?
Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?