Knock Knock Jokes Knock knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!? Knock, knock Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I'll freeze! Knock, knock Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night? Knock, knock. Who's there. Tiss. Tiss who? A tiss-who is for blowing your nose! Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can do better! Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat Goat who? Go to the front door and find out! Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Knock, knock. Who's there? I am I am who? You don't know who you are? Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it's Kangaroo. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later! Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you so much! Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to unlock the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Soup Soup who? Soup-er man. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Knock, knock. Who's there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion my sources, it's going to rain. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ada. Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock, knock. Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam my way, I'm coming in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Adorable. Adorable who? A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug if you open this door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don't let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know? Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Um, how many aliens do you know? Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase if you pack the car! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person. Knock, knock. Who's There? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil! Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom, please open the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can open the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got! Knock, knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon cold, open up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes? Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday. Knock, knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-que chicken is my favorite. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I've seen you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am! Knock, knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there's no point! Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I'll freeze! Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse? Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come open the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me? Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go, "Toot toot, vroom, vroom!" Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some almonds! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to be invited over! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys! Knock, knock. Who's there? Claire. Claire who? Claire a path, I'm coming through! Knock, knock. Who's there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I'm coming in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you're eating! Knock, knock. Who's there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room, it's a mess! Knock, knock. Who's there? Comb. Comb who? Comb on down, and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Defense. Defense who? Defense has a hole in it, so our dog got loose. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? You've seen that TV show? Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it's a secret! Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking! Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another joke for ya! Knock, knock. Who's there? Falafel Falafel who? Falafel my bike and hurt my leg. Knock, knock. Who's there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking. Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell it's not working! Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, anything! Knock, knock. Who's there? Geese. Geese who? Geese what I got in the mail today? Knock, knock. Who's there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything to eat? I'm starving. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out! Knock, knock. Who's there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who's at the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda knock jokes, don't you think? Knock, knock. Who's there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, knock. Who's there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get the door for me? Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honey do you want to dance? Knock, knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who hoo? Are you an owl? Knock, knock. Who's there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you can open this door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open up? Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Wait, you don't know who you are? Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there! Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand! Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working? Knock, knock. Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess me, myself and I! Knock, knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno how funny this is? Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I bring my dog to your house? Knock, knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell who I am by my voice? Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess who's at the door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Knew. Knew who? Knew you'd have to ask. Knock, knock. Who's there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please! Knock, knock. Who's there? Launch. Launch who? Launch is my favorite meal. Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, knock. Who's there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Love. Love who? Aw, love you too! Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't work, can you let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so nosy? Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help here opening the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah anyone who can open this door? Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel … that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't knock on doors! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nuisance. Nuisance who? What's new since yesterday? Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hello neighbor! Knock, knock. Who's there? Onion. Onion who? Onion mark, get set, go! Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, what's the hurry!? Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long! Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do! Knock, knock. Who's there? Patsy. Patsy who? Patsy dog on the head, he likes it. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Hey! Pecan someone your own size! Knock, knock. Who's There? Police. Police Who? Police let us in, it's cold out here! Knock, knock. Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before you come out is a good idea. Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more. Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you. Give me your money! Knock, knock. Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more jokes on the way. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I'll come in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Saturn! Saturn who? I Saturn my phone or I would've called first! Knock, knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? It's scold outside, let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Scooby. Scooby who? Scooby Doo of course! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later! Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, these jokes will never be funny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O! Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday! Knock, knock. Who's There? Tank. Tank Who? You're welcome! Knock, knock. Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is a good day. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. Knock, knock. Who's There? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open! Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at this game! Knock, knock. Who's there? Troy. Troy who? Troy ringing the doorbell! Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song! Knock, knock. Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your dad coming home? Knock, knock. Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running! Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you asking so many questions for, just open up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, knock. Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now? Knock, knock. Who's there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want! Knock, knock. Who's there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going? Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell gonna start working again? Knock, knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way out of this neighborhood? Knock, knock. Who's There? Woo. Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who's there? Yetta. Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again! Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don't answer the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yvette. Yvette who? Yvette is a doctor for animals.